we got machines but the kids got jesus

Jul 29

magnumfrost124:

troyes-lip-ring:

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HMMMMMMM 

These are the questions people…

Jul 29
foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

foreveralone-lyguy:

allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

ok but what that the fuck is a hand hug

Jul 29
adamchayce:

strike a pose

adamchayce:

strike a pose

Jul 29
izzysfood:

♥

izzysfood:

Jul 29

nicodiangeloisaqueer:

pruprupastapants:

ghostwriters-r-us:

sadbunnny:

sass-master-jack-frost:

snowyarcherprince:

book-harlot:

My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single

Um…

IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.

I DONT GET IT

I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c

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I’M SOBBING VIOLENTLY

Jul 29

Team Magma’s real reason for world domination

jelly-bits:

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i really hope this hasn’t been done yet

based on this post

Jul 29
Jul 29

traynors:

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

Jul 29

fulllblownrose:

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

Jul 29

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere