we got machines but the kids got jesus

Oct 01

cumleak:

it was thirst at first sight

Oct 01
Oct 01

thickneyspears:

September 30th

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October 1st

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Oct 01

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cyclonemetal:

"well, it seems we are at an impasse."

"so we are. carry on, cat"

"same to you, bird."

"NEITHER OF US CAN EAT THE OTHER SO LET US SAY GOOD DAY"

Oct 01
ruinedchildhood:

twerking while driving

ruinedchildhood:

twerking while driving

Oct 01
Oct 01

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Stephen Colbert take a look at impossible beauty standards on The Colbert Report.

Meanwhile, full episodes of The Report are always available on the Comedy Central app.

Oct 01

bedussey:

OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have 60 followes

Sep 30
Sep 30

unclefather:

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